Report reaching us indicates that a press release from the office of the SUG President detailing the list of his aides was made public recently. The list which amounted to a total of two hundred and sixteen (216) including one hundred and ten (110) special Assistants and a further one hundred and sixteen (116) personal assistant(s). Though we are not certain as to whether allowances will be paid to all of the two hundred and sixteen (216) "team of assistants" , many including past and present students of the university are left to wonder if such a large team is needed in such a small environment as the university.😌